A Grateful Nation Anticipates Hillary's Historic Announcement

PPPS (New York)—With the email controversy  behind her, Democrat Frontrunner Hillary Clinton will make a formal announcement tomorrow that she is a candidate for President.


Ms. Clinton has indicated that she will make her announcement in a video released via social media, and it is predicted that millions of Americans will be maintaining a constant vigilance on their electronic devices.

To celebrate this historic event, we asked graphic artist, Pixel Pete, to create a campaign announcement which best reflects the anticipation being felt by voters around the nation.

SOCIAL MEDIA UPDATE: At the request of the Clinton Campaign, Twitter and Facebook will temporarily shut down most accounts linked to conservative and Tea Party groups on Sunday, in order to free up the necessary bandwidth for Hillary's video.

Pixel Pete says feel free to share this if it will help.

EXCLUSIVE SCOOP: Through contacts at the Clinton Campaign headquarters in New York, PPPS has obtained this exclusive pre-announcement copy of a campaign promotion which emphasizes two key campaign theme elements, Hillary's gender and her experience as Secretary of State. 

BENEVOLENT NOTE OF CAUTION: Shortly after this story was first posted, we received this curious cautionary note from a person who emphasized that they were enthusiastically supporting a woman candidate for president. It was just signed, "With love, Carly".